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A Starbucks value menu?
There can be no more certain evidence of the utter collapse of civilization than
hearing that Starbucks has introduced a value menu (but they don't call it that) which includes...
Wait for it....
Instant coffee! I just caught that detail on the morning TV news. The instant offering will sell for under a dollar. No word on the source of the instant. Wouldn't it be a kick to find out they've been serving Folger's Crystals all along?
